The Oxford Comic: Why Tim Tebow still uses the Oxford comma

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

From Troy Bolton of the Sports Casual blog:

Comment by Sports Casual blog reader "B", March 13, 2012:

"Tebow may very well be the son of God and every time he kneels he's just calling home."

Who gives a fuck? I do!

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas, too;
They're cruel.
So if there's any other way
To spell the word,
It's fine with me, with me.

Why would you speak to me that way,
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
(All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain)?
I always tell the truth!

'Oxford Comma' song lyrics,*
Vampire Weekend

* My apologies to the songwriter for the added punctuation. I'm OCD, I'm a serial comma freak, and I just couldn't help myself.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Why Tim Tebow still uses the Oxford comma

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